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Simon Cowell’s No Direction Issue New Single – World Exclusive!

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single  “Fuck The Poor” is set to top the Christmas Charts. The band, currently in...

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Is That Britney Spears With A Sausage In Her Hair?

Yes! You can see Tom Cruise with a sausage in his hair here!

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Train Travel Tales #36 – The Impressionist

The Impressionist “And this is my carrot!” The man placed his hand on his head and wiggled his fingers. So far he had shown me his impression of a potato, turnip and broccoli. They were all remarkably...

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Simon Cowell’s No Direction Issue New Single – World Exclusive!

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single  “We Need A War – Any Kinda War!” is set for release on May Day. The B -Side is a reworking of The Supremes Classic,...

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Simon Cowell’s No Direction – New Hard Rock Direction?

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single  “Whole Lotta Gove” is set for release next week. The song, a reworking of the Led Zeppelin classic cock rocker is a...

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Is That A Ginger Simon Cowell Sporting A Goetta Sausage Pattie On His Head?

Yes! This effort is in response to a request by that very nice man from Cincinnati USA, A Frank Angle who recently visited a Goetta Sausage Festival. Goetta sausages heralded from Germany and contain...

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Sarah Palin’s Lovelife!

  Hello, It’s been a while, but regular readers of Gfb will note our delight in making up the love life of Sarah Palin. We previously reported that she was stepping out with Former Pope, Hitler Youth...

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Simon Cowell’s No Direction Release New Single!

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single  “Energy Price Rise Hike Stomp (The Freeze To Death Remix) is set to top the Charts. The band, currently in Manchester...

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Simon Cowell Rebrands Christmas Cowellmas To Demonstrate His HUMILITY!

Gingerfightback has learned that Jesus and Santa Claus have been bought by THE GREATEST man in the world Simon Cowell and Christmas has been rebranded “Cowellmass”. Pop svengali and high fibre...

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I Have No Head! Can I Find Love Oily George?

Heads Up Dear Oily My man left me for another woman. I have an amazing figure but sadly lack a head at the moment. Would you like to go out with me? Have you got a spare head you can send me? Penelope,...

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The Ginger Scrolls – Part 4 (Of Many)

We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....

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The Ginger Scrolls – Part 5 (Of Many)

We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....

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The Ginger Scrolls – Part 6 (Of Many)

We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....

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The Ginger Scrolls – Part 7 (Of Many)

We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....

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The Ginger Scrolls – Part 8 (Of Many)

We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....

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Simon Cowell Shows His Balls On X Factor!

As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion,  Rhythmic Gymnastics. Great control Big Fella! Simon’s new show,...

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One Direction’s Plea To Scotland – World Exclusive!

Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single  “We love you Jock. Och Aye The Noo We Do” The Thatcher Remix – will be released @ 7...

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Downton Abbey’s Lord Grantham On His Sausage Telephone?

The new series satarts tonight. The excitement is making grown men constipated.

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Simon Cowell To Gift The World Esperanto!

“Kiamn vi atingas perfektecon ĉiutagan kiel mi far, estas bone ..i havi defiojn. Pasintjare mi neniu estas antan la celo de faranta perfekta fromaĝo sur tost. mi atingita ĉi tiu celo. Mi lek miaj...

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